Shiterette

That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.

Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"

by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008

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away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

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shitehawk

someone who goes around trying to rip people off for goods, often door to door sales.

"Fuck off you shithawk, I don't want any of that shite your selling

by dave h April 23, 2003

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shitenhousen

German for shithouse ive heard, a word i use alot durin the day instead of shit, it just adds that extra fanciness. If you say it in an aussie voice is sounds wicked as mate

Yea she had sex with that man hoare
Shitenhousen mate

by SarahMcBeara March 11, 2005

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