Annual Shaving of the Yak

When a male grows his pubic hair for exactly 365.25 days and on the exact minute of yearly passage, a selected woman shaves it off, places the removed hairs under the mans foreskin and pulls them out with her teeth.

She took place in the annual shaving of the yak.

by Bloodprime January 23, 2010

Sheering sheep

The act of a man shaving his balls

Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!

by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011

Sharing pictures of the queen

Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?

Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Your dry shaving me

An expression used when something really sucks/you cant believe something is really happening. This phrase is used instead of "Your kidding me"

You just failed your test" .... "your dry shaving me!

by moi1234567 October 20, 2010

Period-Sharing

Blood spread to a man's leg from a women's vagina through dancing.

Youtube search Superbad Period

Holy shit!!! The girl just ~insert word here~ ed me!

-Period-Sharing

by Period on my pants, Ho! June 30, 2009

Shoveling

the act of raping something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

by RITM March 20, 2008

shoveling coal

The janitor's job on an interracial, scat-fetish porn set.

"Did you hear about Eric? He gets to work on set with some of the best in the biz! They even got Sasha Grey to come out of retirement for this!"

"Sure, but you know with a crew of that caliber he'll be shoveling coal for a week"

*simultaneous shudder*

by The Great Botnet May 1, 2014