shag monkey

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

by bobby p April 16, 2005

shag bands

see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.

click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)

by faeryfig June 21, 2006

Shag Bands

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper

i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then

by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 01, 2010

Paki Shagging

The systematic grooming and raping of White English girls and women, by organized gangs of men, predominantly Pakistani.

“Oy! The Met still refuses to charge those blokes who were Paki Shagging girls down in London.”

by Nameless Horror July 23, 2023

Shagged rigid

The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.

"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"

by fluffyplums August 18, 2008

Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone

Just booked a shag shed for us.

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019