Semen

A man who works on a ship or boat.

Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!

by Dante Sitwell March 21, 2007

semenatrix

A virtual world where the perception of semen is both fake and reality. where the molecules of all living organisms are composed of semen.

oh shit. i'm ejaculating so hard that i can't tell whether its real or not.

i must be in the semenatrix

by r K e l l y z March 8, 2010

samien

A good friend

The guy is such a samien

by Dragonfights May 18, 2017

Dusty Semen

When you stuff some cocaine up your dick hole before receiving a blowjob, so when you ejaculate, your semen will mix with the cocaine and make your partner high as you orgasm.

Bryan fed me some dusty semen this morning, but since I had a severe seizure afterwards, I don't get to remember that lovely experience.

by DVJ December 12, 2012

semen exchange

A homosexual sex act in which two male partners put the tips of their penises up against one another, and ejaculate into each others' urethras. Not to be confused with cum swapping.
The verb form of this term is "to exchange semen."

After they were exhausted from pleasuring each other but still had not yet ejaculated, Danny and Jared performed a semen exchange with each other.
"I just love how you fuck me, Danny! Now let's exchange semen."

by Hyperactive Man August 21, 2007

semenima

when you cum in chicks ass

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and I gave her a semenima!!

by ENIMA BANDIT January 23, 2010

semen 'n' dreamin'

to jack off and then immediatley afterwards go to sleep..

dood, im so tired, im thinking semen 'n' dreamin' tonight..

by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010