Selective Snowfall

Cuming on the floor and blaming it on and elderly family member

last night i made a mistake and had to do a selective snowfall

by john the faptist December 28, 2021

Up-Select-B

To commit suicide. Comes from the shortcut to delete your save file in older Pokemon games.

I'm about to Up-Select-B.

by AtlanticComputer October 13, 2020

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012

bo selecta

Craig David Bullfuckinshit saying

re re wind whent he crowd say bo selecta, ooooo yeah

by Kamu Singh April 10, 2003

selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 27, 2011

Natural-Selection

A bridge that enables people to fondel Fam and other EC members..

Omg I got in Fam's pance! Thank you NS!!! (Duff is gay) ;P

by TEH DUCKZ0r February 12, 2003