A sad excuse of a man, spends more time wishing he had balls and playing with cats then actually making a move with girls. Hangs out with cool people to appear cool but is really just felt bad for
by Kingtiger March 9, 2015
Get the Selen mug.A term of endearment used to address a young slayer, esp. an angsty teen slayer, or someone who demonstrates seeds of a slayer
Sleance here is my boy.
by D.B. August 24, 2003
Get the sleance mug.When you are coerced into doing something against your own will but you are fully aware of what's going on but you seemingly have no choice because its for the good of the "scene"
Being Selenced can also be thought of as having a spell put on you. It can involve mind altering gifts that may never be comparable to any amount of money owed. Being selenced is an armature form of manipulation.
Being Selenced can also be thought of as having a spell put on you. It can involve mind altering gifts that may never be comparable to any amount of money owed. Being selenced is an armature form of manipulation.
I was asked to run the door last night and was promised 10 dollars an hour and all I got was half a drink ticket. I was selenced.
by ClaudeVonStroke October 13, 2013
Get the Selenced mug.The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017
Get the selena kyle mug.Selena Gomez wannabe found in Chizzmeister's discord server. Named "Selenasgomez", she is referred to as Selenla, for being a bit chass.
by Mbs0607 November 1, 2018
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Get the Slean mug.A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 2, 2020
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