seeping

To lay on any horizontal surface stomach down with your head laying on the surface, on your knees, and your bottom hunched out in the air, whilst you proceed to relax the anal sphincter as to let air flow into the anus. You will then have obtained the feeling of a need to flatulate, and thusly you would expel air from your rectum as it "seeps" up.

I couldn't sleep last night, and after rolling around in several positions, I finally rolled into this one position where air somehow slipped into my anus and made me feel as if I had to pass gas. I call it "seeping". I repeated the process all night long. I never got to sleep.

by Naaaythan November 13, 2007

seeding

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "long-term investment"

special thanks to the source: Hollywood Halk

Yo homes! That chick is way too young for you. Try seeding her now, then slam her when whe turns 18 in a few years.

by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010

basically seeking thank you sabathney

Means that u wanna fuck her right in the pussy

I want to Basically seeking thank you sabathney after u fuck ur mom

by Therealslimshady6969 July 3, 2014

Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

seeing double

Hallucination. Your vision shows a double image, one slightly off center from the other. Sometimes associated with illness or drug use.

Jake has a disease that affects his balance. Sometimes he has to sit down until he stops seeing double and the spinning goes away.

by Ryan Thompson June 16, 2004

steering committee

Group of people who think they are smart and make decisions on things that affect other people even though they don't really understand what they are doing. Usually comprised of corporate manager types...and at least one pretentious Wharton grad who thinks he's the shit because he went to same school as Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.

The assholes in the steering committee really fucked this regional meeting. Like...really fucked it.

by Mr. Boaty McBoatface March 29, 2017

Seeing red

Overdosing on Viagra turns your vision red. Not only are you hard, you are seeing red, permanently.

I took too much of the little blue pill and now I am seeing red all of the time.

by Notplayin October 5, 2018