Scum of the Earth

See Paedophile or Pedophile!

by GayRevolutionary July 5, 2003

Scum Bag

A sleazy no shame having sub human

My gym teacher who showed up at a bar 6 years after graduation to pick up girls from his old gym classes is a Scum Bag

by Syce January 16, 2008

scum

A sub-species which is becoming all too common in the UK thanks to the dumbing down of the education system and the fact that the police spend their time either filling in paperwork or going after motorists. Examples of scum can be found everywhere, from the highest to the lowest parts of society. Politicians, big businessmen and the like are more corrupt and self-serving than ever. In the town where I live, psychiatrists have walked away from causing serious head injuries and from telling their patients they're possessed by ghosts. Meanwhile, it is dangerous to go out onto the streets after dark in many towns or cities. This is mainly due to brain-dead head-bangers who patrol the streets looking for prey, doing in gangs or or in pairs what they wouldn't have the guts to do on their own. Most people grow out of schoolboy-type behaviour, but there is a certain breed who seem unable to do so. They remain as yobs well into late middle-age and beyond. Indeed, I was minding my own business when someone started hooting their car-horn at me. When I gave them the finger, they stopped their car (at a crossroad, causing a hold-up). I was then threatened by some fat old git in dungarees. When I failed to be scared by his threat, he threatened me again but this time added an 'f-word', as though that made him sound scarier or more grown-up. I still failed to be scared, and he gave up and went on his way. People like this deserve only pity. And that's another thing. Scum of all ages seem to think swearing is both grown-up and the height of comedy. Their world-beaters are all over public toilet walls, galvanised-metal lamp posts and the like. They also shout things from cars as they drive by, big brave men that they are. Their girlfriends are usually brainless bimbos who think crime is glamorous and are turned on by thuggish behaviour.

New Labour are going to start coming down hard on scum. They're going to get women in black leather to come to parliament and give all the NL MPs a good spanking.

by Stormsworder October 25, 2006

Townie (scum)

The townie is fabulous. Wait, before you click off, let me explain...
The townie allows us to experience first hand what pre-historic man was like, the overhung brow, the tribes, the never-ending reproducing... fascinating stuff! They spend their days preying on so called 'weaker' species such as goths and moshers (i say weaker because we don't feel the need to hang out in groups of 100 just to feel safe), and when they tire of the chase (which isn't very long seeing how much they smoke) the scavenger instinct comes through, and the townie will steal money or food of another prey, ie OAPS and 5 year olds. Naturally this will be done in the large group, as the townie will not attack on it's own. Science tells us that this is how the pre-historical neanderthals behaved, now we have the unique opportunity to study them first hand. Hooray for townies!!

Townie 1: 'ey mate, wossat shit y'go'?
Townie 2: Nickt i' offa kid bruv.
Townie 1: Mate, you're wel' 'ard innit!
Goth walks by.
Townie 1: Oi mate, look a' that goff, he's wel' ashin' for it inne?
Townie 2: Yeah bruv, les go beat 'im up innit!
Townie 1: Na mate, wait til the crew get 'ere, 'ee mite curse us or summat.

by Altu mequera orcu March 25, 2005

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum]

Chav stands for:
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence

or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin

-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case

Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have

Jodie Marsh
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham

are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are

by Billybobjoebob June 11, 2006

scum fuck

an acronim for a gutter punk. an extremly filty and all around hardcore punk. usually homeless. oi oi oi. derived from gg allins band the scum fucks.

if your reading this your not a scum fuck. they dont have computers.

by chopsmcgee December 11, 2004

scum of the earth

see busted

busted are the scum of the earth

by moi! May 3, 2004