schlanked

Utterly fucked up beyond all recognition by elicit substances such as killa kush, xanys, or alcohol.

My boy has been schlanked all week, he can’t even remember his name.

by XxskeetskeetmotherfuckerxX October 27, 2017

schlaf't

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe

by Wibbster_joe May 9, 2018

schlaf't

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Dude #1: Hey Carlos, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Dude #2: Shut up
Dude #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist twat!
Dude #2: Schlaf't

by Wibbster_joe March 5, 2018

schlamo

A person whos sence of humor and ideas are twisted, weird or strange. These people are usually normal seeming people

Gus is a true schlamo, dispite the fact he seems to get all the bitches

by A real schlamo May 19, 2018

schlamo

When a nba 2k player is mad, then proceeds to be dunked on.

Stop being such a sour schlamo, accept who you are and take it

by A real schlamo May 19, 2018

Schlang

1. A way of life.
2. Whatever the mood is at any moment.
3. Goofing around or hanging out.

Hey boys are y’all down to schlang later.

by A Schlangin Boi May 31, 2018

Schlam

An expression of laughter.

1: a well constructed joke
2: "schlam"

by Regule April 18, 2019