sandstone shit

When you have a huge turd come out and little shit flakes break off and swim around in the bowl.

"Holy crap! I just took a huge a shit and it was all flaky!"

"Dude1 That was a sandstone shit!"

"Dude! Gnarly!"

by dude007 May 28, 2008

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

BP sandstrom

To oil up with your partner, normally at night, and have intercourse in a sandy place. Likely to be a beach.

Tod: "Barb and I had a BP sandstrom last night."

Josh: "Nice but Barb and I did that in college."

Joey: "I just did it 3 minutes ago to Barb. What a Score!"

by BENITO MANIC June 12, 2011

Sandstorm

The name of the sexual position of a female sitting on a male's chest while she gives him a blowjob. He then sprinkles salt and pepper into her butthole and shakes her butt around. Then, as he orgasms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. Thus forming a homemade sandstorm.

Also known as "Spicy Cheeks".

"Man I miss her so much. She was the freakiest girl I ever met. One time she even gave me a sandstorm!"

"I'd sandstorm that in a heartbeat!"

"Had to put my dog to sleep. He kept giving the neighbor's cat a sandstorm."

"How much did I drink last night? I woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips."

by ComaKing08 August 15, 2008

fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.

After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

scandal/s

meaning: to wear socks and sandals, an inexcusable, unforgiveable crime against fashion.

"look at that scandal"

"look at his scandals"

or more often (while cutting your eyes frantically towards the offending scandal wearer) "pssst! scandals!!!"

by The Schmooze August 18, 2004

Scandalosity

Scandalous actions, such as those offensive to morality or propriety.

That threesome I had with him and his evil step sista was the epitome of Scandalosity.

by AKseacode May 10, 2006