Kid A and B go to the bathroom at school
Kid A pulls out juul and tips it ‘snap crackle pop’
Kid B “what flavor you go”
Kid A “The new Mango”
Kid B “ can i sap thy juul”
Kid A “na bro your not saping my juul”
Kid B “bro please i lost mine and I don’t even have pods come on
Kid A “Na it’s my last pod”
Kid A pulls out juul and tips it ‘snap crackle pop’
Kid B “what flavor you go”
Kid A “The new Mango”
Kid B “ can i sap thy juul”
Kid A “na bro your not saping my juul”
Kid B “bro please i lost mine and I don’t even have pods come on
Kid A “Na it’s my last pod”
by Juul69420 March 11, 2018
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hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
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