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A RETARD who gets rejected by lots of girls.

He is most likely gay and has no friends so you should probably not come near him if he is angry
Oh looks he got samuel again
Samuel by Lollol123123 April 5, 2019
a dude that try's to hit on all the girls and won't tell people anything. A Sam is normally a ranga and a massssssive dickhead.
oof he's dumb he must be a samUel
samUel by theandioopskskskquad November 1, 2019
What Sam is called by a) his extended family b) his enemies c) people he used to know

Samuel has a brilliant mind and excels in knowledge, however he can be somewhat lacking in common sense. Samuel is loyal to fault, but once you've crossed the line, you've crossed it. His vocabulary puts dictionaries to shame. Samuel probably looks better with longer hair. He's also probably a nerd.
Person 1: who's the guy reading philosophy over there?

Person 2: oh, that'd be Samuel
Samuel by thatOtherHuman October 21, 2020
he a fuckin bitch ass hoe and like soccer and like basic white b and have the biggest bags under his eyes every morning and he got the f boy look
Samuel is the biggest bitch ever
Samuel by Suckmydick66 December 14, 2019
He is the worst and most annoying person in the world and if he is your brother then you should be sad
Oh, you have a Samuel as a brother?? How unlucky!!
Don't be like samuel , waste our efforts!!!
Samuel by DiuKids March 28, 2019