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samuel

likeable person but sometimes can be dry asf. you’ll prolly view him as emo and dry at the start but once you get to know him better, he’s actually a nice person to talk too and sometimes dam funny.
samuel, also can be known as sam
by we are temasekians September 19, 2021
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samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006
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samuel

An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
by IwasAdopted January 11, 2008
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samuel

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by NotANormie425 December 24, 2021
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samuel

an absolute chad with behemoth of a cock but his amooma my god
by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022
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samuel

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it
Samuel is so nice
by Uncle Nigel June 28, 2022
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samuel

Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.
Girl: Is that Samuel? He is so straight yet gay.
William: well that's my gay baby
by pettybitchfacehoe April 18, 2018
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