Safety Guy

A homosexual, butt ranger, fag

Mike is a safety guy.

by unklesatan August 16, 2021

Safety Sack

That little bag of bud that you tuck away when you're really high, after a long day of skunk smuggling...

Stoner 1: Dude, it's been so dry lately.
Stoner 2: It's chillin' man. I found my Safety Sack today.
Stoner 1: Toke Strong!

by DrDrewl Phd January 7, 2010

Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.

Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.

by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012

Pubic safety

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.

Pubic safety caught me drinking in my dorm again!

by HarlanSanders September 16, 2010

Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006

safety pin

that metal, pointy thing you see punks put on ther clothes, backpacks, jackets or maby even their ears. usually used to hold shit together.

johnny rotten from the sex pistols started the whole saftey pin fad bitch!!!!!

by uglyness is not bad March 22, 2005

safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

by The Daddy March 13, 2003