Trolling

To use the internet to start problems, insult, or hurt others. An action that only usually affects the person trolling.
Usually a very bored, lonely person with no friends. Or a punk ass kid.

"My AOL account was shut down because I was trolling in a chatroom."

by tmofft January 22, 2005

trolling around

goofing around with your grump face on

Tweezers lost his soccer ball, so he spent the evening trolling around instead.

by Tweezers and Pinchers June 21, 2011

tranny trolling

The act of cruising sparsely populated urban streets late at night, in search of transvestite hookers with the intent to "look but not touch."

Hey, I have a full tank of gas. Do you guys feel like tranny trolling on Santa Monica blvd tonight? We'll definitely see them at Donut Time.

by be that guy July 13, 2010

trolling

Trolling is a method of fishing where one or more false or oxymoron statements, are thrown into a conversation or simple message reply baited with sarcasm and witticism meant to trick, confuse or just insult the recipient

*wearing rubber boots* "your boots untied"

you-"you're kind of dumb for being so cute" recipient- "don't you mean "you're kind of cute for being so dumb' " you- "see! you're so smart, just too damn stupid for your own good" recipient-"are you trolling me right now?" you- " yes you're cute and smart....just kidding, but not really, seriously though,are you catching any of this?" recipient- " you trolled me hard"

by skittlebrain January 30, 2014

stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011

Stallings

a pretty awesome yet somehow strange way to put a refriarator into motion

whoa look at that stallings go!

by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008

trolling

1. To make inflammatory comments on the internet for the purpose of starting controversy and gauging people's reactions.

2. What idiots say they were doing when they make an uneducated remark that is quickly discredited.

1. Troll: Halo invented the FPS video game genre!
Non-asshole: Shut up, you troll.

2. Will: Nixon was the best president of all time!
Michael: No he wasn't. Haven't you heard of Watergate or the Controlled Substances Act?
Will: ...oh, I'm just trolling.

by Richard Milhous Nixon July 28, 2009