stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 9, 2017

Stealth Force

Armed service branch

Stealth Force took over the operation.

by Acjadjafjafkafkafkafkafkafkafk November 15, 2020

stinky stealthing

When you gettin intimate wit yo lady and she sneaks it into her booty instead of the coochie.

My lady keeps stinky stealthing me when we get down lately.

by Dr Bobber December 23, 2021

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009

stealth hottie

The girl or (guy) who either deliberately or unknowingly downplays their hotness to appear less attractive than they really are leading people to not recognize how attractive they are in social situations. Some keen observers could notice this ruse and see that they are a hottie even when they are in stealth mode.

Damn, I think Ally is a total stealth hottie, she may wear loose fitting clothes and sweatpants, but she is totally hot if and when she is made up.

by Ronin-Cory June 6, 2017

sheer stealth

To nuke a database, usually referring to forums

OMG! You pulled a sheer stealth and killed my MYSQL!

by mr.widdim June 11, 2006

Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019