Station Cat

A person that has 2 modes, bouncing around for some of the time and then spending the rest of the time in bed. Prolonged sleeping is not uncommon and station cats going into near hibernation for periods of 24hrs. They also suffer from a severe phobia of menstruation and the slightest mention of a tampon can send the station cat into a state of sheer panic. They also have a tendancy to get their penis out at the sight of a female cat as they believe that this is the best way to mate with a female. However this is not to their advantage considering most station cats have the misfortune of having small members and oversized testes. Station cats are rare to find but if you stumble across one then you are sure not to forget them.

to be hyperactive one minute and the next be almost in a deep sleep akin to a coma the next you are known to be a station cat
to have testes that are oversized and a small member and use this as a chat up line to females you are known to be a station cat

by Tim Weston October 12, 2006

Urination Station

Basically another name for the bathroom that I thought up one day at camp

Chick: Damn I have to pee
Guy: THen go use the Urination Station

by Jordan Toxic March 02, 2006

Station camp

A school full of whores, daddy’s money, and drugs. I also heard there was a outbreak of chlamydia. The station camp football team is absolute dogshit🤮 if you go to station camp you definitely reek of fish 🐠

You smell that fish?
Yeah it’s just station camp

by BisonlovethisWAP August 24, 2020

space station

Sleeping longer than a typical nap, but shorter than you usually would overnight.

Luke: I just took such a long nap.
Obi: How long was it?
Luke: Like, 4 hours...
Obi: That's no nap, it's a space station!

by Plowman October 03, 2007

desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.

Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.

by BryanPearson February 01, 2007

masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

by Ben-Jammin'101 April 18, 2007

Rape Station

Rape station is a place that is a good place to setup and wait for a victim to pass by. It's kind of like a bus station where if you wait long enough one will show up. A rape station could be a poorly lit tunnel, trail in a park, a tree you can easily and quickly jump down from, et al.

Dude, the city totally killed my rape station by installing a new street light in the middle of that tunnel.

by DB_85621 June 04, 2010