Stapes

Irish slang for a particularly hairy armpit.

Brian - "Jaysus, did you see the Stapes on that one?"
Eric - "She's more hair under there that I have on me head!"

by i like armpits September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a cock-eyed person.

"Oh my god, Mr O'Dubhlaing is such a stapes."
"I know, I keep thinking he's looking at me, but he's actually looking at the other side of the room!"
"Scary shit, man."

by cockeyes September 1, 2009

stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl

me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence

by lisard September 28, 2005

stage 5 cling-on

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.

Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.

by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008

Stapes

Irish slang for a depressed, obsessive, psychotic, stalkerish, attention seeking girl.

"See her? She's the girl who was stalking Jamie and Stephen!"
"Oh my God, Chloe? Yeah, that girl is such a Stapes.

by You_Wish_We_Hadnt_Met September 5, 2009

Stage Dive

When someone jumps off of a stage and has a massive crowd carry them around overhead. Usually done at rock concerts.

Guy1: Did you see that stage dive last night?
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.

by Syn2Die4 September 25, 2011

Will Stares

When you have to take a shower after having a shit cause theres no toilet paper

I took a big juicy shit this morning and realized there was no toilet paper so I did the good ol' Will Stares

by Mr.White Tee February 25, 2011