speed bump 

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass

1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey

speed bump by Tip-drill February 27, 2008

Speed Poop 

A poop ranging from 1-2 grunts. Usually finished in a minute. Occationally results in itchy butt.

Joe: Are you ready to go to Six Flags?

Nick: Hold on, I have to take a speed poop.

Speed Poop by 1337gamer November 6, 2009

Speed Garage

The best music since sliced bread,and its getting bigger

'fuck me man, speed garage is shit hot, better than any of that other shite on the radio'

Speed Garage by bassline bad boi September 14, 2005

Speed Skeeter 

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

Speed Skeeter by tagger June 11, 2006

Speed Pissing 

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

Speed Pissing by Private Joy May 23, 2007

speed skaters 

really wide thighs, the kind tht u hav 2 pop out a ruler 4

"yo look at them legs, they so wide"
"she got them speed skaters"

speed skaters by Tuckus Miwwa April 16, 2008

Speed Buddies 

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

Speed Buddies by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009