White Sox

The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.

Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!

Loses 16-3

Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0

by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022

The Sox Pox

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

sox

sex with a sock

Richard: Damn I cannot wait to have sox tonight!
Jaquan: Yeah man me too... we can do it together...

by odawg293 May 17, 2022

red sox

ass

the red sox are fucking ass

by NotRyan82534 July 24, 2023

Cool Sox

This term is used when you want people to know that they have an extremely large penis, and that you are showing an utmost urge to ride it.

Guy: So yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!

by UltimateAir July 15, 2014

Sox

Super hot and sexy, the best person you'll ever meet, super funny and yet somehow mean, you'll be lucky to be his friend

"dude have you seen Sox today?"

"Yeah they're so funny, I wish he would be my best friend"

by NotSox December 8, 2022

Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.

Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.

by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022