Snail Trap

A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.

I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?

by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 17, 2014

Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

by TheAssSnatcher January 15, 2022

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 06, 2021

Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col

"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"

by A Col May 06, 2012

Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 08, 2023

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 30, 2021