Saint Pierre and Miqueloning

The act of visiting a small and insignificant island that is usually not a popular tourist destination

The documentary team went to Tristin da Cunha. They Saint Pierre and Miqueloned in order to film footage of the mountain view for their upcoming release. The film crew that was Saint Pierre and Miqueloning died in a fire that killed them very slowly and painfully.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries February 2, 2021

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Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.

Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021

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Saint Lil Asius

A saint from the 17th Century who was famed for having an obessions with the Lady Jennie of the House of Kim. He wrote world-renowned hymns such as “Lady Jennie is the Fairest of all the Kims” and “Corona Plague dissertation”. He also covered many popular songs of the time. He was also part of the Force of the Indies until he was kicked due to discord among members.

Person 1: Doth thou recall Saint Lil Asius
Person 2: Aye, His fair hymns echo in my ear

by Saint Barack Obama January 11, 2022

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Saint Viator High School

A presumably prestigious school where the grades are high but the students are sometimes higher. Based in Arlington Heights, Illinois, Saint Viator High School is 100% a waste of money. The only thing going for the school is their food because that shit is mad decent. Other than the food, the administrative staff locks down the place like a prison and if you caught wearing slippers you get dress coded. Most people think that the kid’s at viator are prestigious academic nerds with daddy’s money but that’s not the case. Most of the school is on scholarship because they can’t afford the tuition and that’s why the shit school has no air conditioning. However, I can say that the students are much more than that! The guys are absolutely useless to society and 90% of the girls are broads. The school is full of roaches and one time someone even saw a centipede so clearly the pesticide isn’t working. That’s not all going for this school though, in fact, people around illinois call the place saint vapers instead of viator because if you were to walk up to a student and ask for nic, 87% of the people have one on them. Other than that, the school is run like a prison full of half-awake students waiting to finish their 4 years.

Guy: Yo what school do you go to?
Girl: Saint Viator High School
Guy: Oh shit that sucks, you mad fine tho u tryna fuck?
Girl: hell yea

by anothershittystudent March 5, 2022

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