Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013

Sharper

a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person

Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?

by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011

Scarper

scarper is cockney for "go". it's real spelling is scarpa, and the ryhme is.. 'scarpa flow = go'

scarpa flow is also a natural harbour in the orkneys, which was heavily used by the navy in ww2.

oh oo.. there's old bill, let's scarpa.. quick!!

by suge knight January 27, 2005

Dj sharpnel

A collabaration of some of the greatest speedycore/ j-core djs ever.

Dj sharpnel is some fucking hard energy speedycore huh?

by Sora01 October 20, 2008

Sharpie Rape

Sharpie Rape occurs when someone takes a Sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another's bare skin without consent of the victim.

"Omg on the bus today I got Sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny... =/"

"Dude, WTF IS A SHARPIE RAPE!?!? o.O"

by King_Boo October 1, 2007