shag monkey

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

by bobby p April 16, 2005

shag bands

see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.

click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)

by faeryfig June 21, 2006

Shag Bands

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper

i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then

by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 2, 2010

secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Slab Shag

A sex act. Involves cutting out a slice or chunk of skin from the female partner and repeatedly penetrating her with said skin.

I was so horny last night I did a slab shag with my girlfriend!

by Larduj May 31, 2018

Raggedy Shagged

Going in raw while shagging a girl

I got Raggedy Shagged by Philbert last night.

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