The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better
Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it
by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section
by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025
