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Second-Hand Embarassment

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.
by Melodious10 February 16, 2009
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Second Life

A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.
Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)
by zippy_uk October 12, 2006
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regent secondary school

Regent secondary school, the school of bamboo and feng shui.
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.

The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
A:"Ey bro, what school you go to?"
B: bamboo central.
A: oh, regent secondary school
by Ppbigsmolpp August 21, 2021
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Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.
"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."
by Captain_Slow June 10, 2013
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second hole bliss

when partaking in anal sex (partically gay sex), the penis reaches through the inner rectum, known as the second hole. when this occurs, the bottom feels hightened pleasure.
that dick was so big, it hit so deep. got me feeling that second hole bliss.
by akrsyne June 1, 2022
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trade secret

The secretive skills used by somebody to do what they do. Usually referring to certain social skills or ways of doing something.
Boy1: Man, how do you get all the ladies?
Boy2: Sorry Bruh. It's a trade secret.
Boy1: You're gonna have to teach me the skills.
by MrEnobmort July 24, 2015
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Second Aid

Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.

1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing

Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.
Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."
by PhoenixTwo November 30, 2007
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