Surging sanders

Coming on you from out of nowhere.

My boyfriend suddenly gave me a surging sanders egen I was watching the daily show.

by bjoernisathome April 24, 2016

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surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)

We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

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surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone

After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica

by Tech giant May 6, 2016

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Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.

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I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.

by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016

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Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

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