Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

Double salt

When you get hit with a burn on top of a burn and it makes you feel salty.

Oh shit, he got a case of the double salt.

by Game Night Harem January 10, 2016

Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 23, 2019

Naughty Salt

When your on a spiritual, cultural, political exchange and you go to prison for bringing naughty salt (Cocaine) into Burma #justlikefulham

Turns out they’re quite strict on bringing naughty salt into the country

by Chundering September 13, 2019

line of salt

Year 8s who think there proper solid snorting salt

Students: You just done a line of salt!
Cocky kid: this is just my usual

by Big boy stephan October 9, 2019

Salt Lord

An individual who is extremely salty.

"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"

"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."

by Blurp17 February 26, 2017

Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

by Crackyo June 2, 2016