Salt Lord

An individual who is extremely salty.

"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"

"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."

by Blurp17 February 26, 2017

line of salt

Year 8s who think there proper solid snorting salt

Students: You just done a line of salt!
Cocky kid: this is just my usual

by Big boy stephan October 9, 2019

Salt Spitter

someone who does not swallow ejaculation.

I would like a blowjob but Des is a salt spitter.

by desmondos February 19, 2011

Bed salt

Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off

Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off

by Windowsweirdo October 14, 2020

Double salt

When you get hit with a burn on top of a burn and it makes you feel salty.

Oh shit, he got a case of the double salt.

by Game Night Harem January 10, 2016

Naughty Salt

When your on a spiritual, cultural, political exchange and you go to prison for bringing naughty salt (Cocaine) into Burma #justlikefulham

Turns out they’re quite strict on bringing naughty salt into the country

by Chundering September 13, 2019

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015