After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.
Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018
Get the moist salamimug. A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
Get the Origami salamimug. by mianasalmki June 28, 2023
Get the salami girlmug. Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled
by The Yoted One March 31, 2022
Get the Salamimug. When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"
by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021
Get the Algerian Salamimug. A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 10, 2022
Get the Street Salamimug. 