Red Rooster

an energy drink, a cheap version of "red bull," often served at night clubs and cheap corner stores.

man: yeh il have a red bull
*gets handed red rooster*
man: wtf is this? it tastes nasty

by Rizla|xD January 13, 2008

Banty Rooster

1. Any of various breeds of very small domestic fowl that are often miniatures of members of larger breeds

2. A small but very aggressive person.

3. A boastful, prideful and arrogant individual.

4. A mischievous teenager who pulls over the top dangerous pranks that can actually be fatal. The pranks include throwing hammers at unsuspecting bystanders, trying to carbon monoxide poison friends sleeping in cars, and setting people on fire just for being fat.

Mr. Dry: Duncan, Travis you need to sit the hell down & stop running around here like some goddamn banty roosters!

by I was there that night :) April 8, 2011

Romster

nickname of the possible future president

Romster v. Newtster are slugging it out now in SC. Who will win?

by googlenobody February 8, 2012

dizzy rooster

the act of taking your hard-on and circling it around the inside of your partners lips before a blowjob

I gave Stephanie the ol' Dizzy Rooster the other night.

by Ace Frehley May 23, 2006

rooster in my rari

Having a cock in your ass.

Damn he's hot. I'd like to have his rooster in my rari.

by swagginzak June 30, 2012

Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.

by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010

rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.

You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009