road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

Road Soda

An alcoholic beverage taken along for the ride, usually poured into a discreetly looking cup

I'll need a road soda for the long drive

by RickerMan August 21, 2005

Road quill

n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.

Passenger: *THUMP!* What was that!?!?

Driver: Hehehe...road quill

by hunter49686 May 19, 2010

Hall Road

Located in the heart of Macomb County, MI

Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.

I was only 30 mins late by taking Hall Road today instead of 19 mile

by JakeXL April 8, 2017

Jones Road

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.

The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.

Let go to River Road tonight

by StanCan January 23, 2007

road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007