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Religion is an instituition that focuses around the belief of a higher being
NOTE: Why the hell is here only insults to religion? This is a DICTIONARY, people are supposed to give a description of what religion is! A goddamn instituition that focuses around the belief of a higher being! THAT'S IT.
by Ighj123 April 2, 2016
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Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.
Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!
by Colin October 10, 2003
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religious right

foul, fascist heretics of the worst kind. believe that orthodox and catholics are not christian and should be treated like nonbeleivers. they sway the polls in underhanded ways to elect people like bush, and are quite the hypocrits. vote pro death penalty, but are considered pro LIFE, for example. also extreme homophobic republicans.
you know, those who consistently accuse and defame others of homosexuality are themselves, likely homosexual. this theory was proven when during the coldwar, the most paranoid, jaded, anti communist american officials were often exposed as KGB infiltrators.so really, whos the actual gay ones in this country?
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Religicist

One who is devout in their own religion and hates all others who are not of the same persuasion. Mostly found in the Christian, Catholic or Muslim religious syndicates.

Liken to 'Evandalists', Religicists are almost exactly like any typical racist or bigot, but narrow and concentrate their hate only upon those who do not worship the same deity as they do.

Religicists and Evandalists can often be seen together in herds at churches or in areas with highly offensive symbols that make a mockery of their belief. When near one of these groups, avoid making religious gestures or mutterings that would provoke the herd. Once ignited, being faced with a group of rampaging Religicists mixed with Evandalists is worse than having your entire body raped by a colony of Shrek-type ogres.
While adding the finishing touches to the Atheists United billboard, an open can of black paint was thrown at the billboard employee by a screaming and incoherently offended religicist.
by AntiReligicist May 20, 2010
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religioust

(noun) being discriminatory towards a religion
She’s a jew! Just accept it! Stop being a religioust!
by seitz daddy June 25, 2018
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Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.
Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..
by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009
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religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.
Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"
by Timstuff October 24, 2007
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