rayiana

The worlds best cousin, gf ,daughter over all she is a amazing person and she lit asf stop playing and u will never find anyone like her. She lights up the room fytb and u fucked it if u lost her Bc she will be the best person u have ever met

Person:Yoooo is that rayiana…
Rayoo friend: yea she funny asl

Person: imma go fw ha seee what she on

Rayoo friend:ig bro

by Jaylaofthehiddenleft December 10, 2021

Raymonator

The Raymonator is like the baconator but with gorrila meat and no bacon

Person1: Why is there no bacon in my baconator person2:that’s a Raymonator it doesn’t have bacon

Person 1 nigga this shit too greasy

by Im slick Rick May 24, 2023

Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known

James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 6, 2016

crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression

"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"

by dablord69 October 23, 2017

diallo raymond

Diallo Raymond best boyfriend in the whole world his often ignored by girls he is a fighter best kisser any girl that falls in love with Diallo Raymond will be the happiest girl alive he will do anything go out of his way just to please them and make sure they are happy he is oftenly sad he will try everything to get attraction from girls but any girl that falls in love with the other Raymond will never regret it he will do anything to show that his love is real he does not like to see people play with other people emotion and he does not like when people play with his emotion he can be a devil or an angel based on who it depends he's love and loyalty shows no boundary when he is rejected by a girl he will stay sad 4 a while but when he comes back he is more lovable sweeter and kinder the more he goes down the stronger he comes back up

Diallo Raymond the best he does not play with people's emotions

by D.Raymond November 24, 2018

mrs raymond

The crappy old science teacher you had back in middle school she had white almost silver hair and looks about 100,000 years old! Everyone hates her and she probably kills children in her free time. Good thing she can’t find a husband because he would probably get lost in her rolls when they are sleeping. Everyone wants her to just fall to the ground one day and die!

Mrs.Raymond looks like and old slug
Kid:look it’s mrsraymond she’s gonna eat you 👹
Mrs Raymond:the old hag everyone hates

by I_hate_mrs.Raymond June 1, 2019