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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
mugGet the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug.

Ramen

Ramen is the best food on earth if you have not eaten it you need to now
I love ramen
by GoofyGregor April 15, 2020
mugGet the Ramenmug.

Wetherspoons Ramen

The culinary delight created when somebody (normally intoxicated) vomits into a pub urinal.
Ah fucking hell… have you seen the Wetherspoons Ramen in urinal four… somebody’s had a bad night!
by Bantsycastle May 23, 2024
mugGet the Wetherspoons Ramenmug.

Ramen Fish

When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019
mugGet the Ramen Fishmug.

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017
mugGet the Ramen noodlemug.

eat the ramen

It is what to say when someone you know is being annoying and loud as you watch something from your fandom.
PATRICIA I DONT CARE, EAT THE RAMEN, LET ME ENJOY THIS-
by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018
mugGet the eat the ramenmug.

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