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Ralph

A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.
Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day
by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020
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Ralph Óene

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."

"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
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Ralph feta

Loss of memory under alcohol’s influence
Radhika suffers from Ralph feta
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The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.
“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”
by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022
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Ralph

Ralph is a person who gets the ugliest bitches in the world and is hella gay
"Man you're chick is hella ugly, you're such a Ralph"
by Mac_Cooper74 March 24, 2020
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Ralphing

The act of Puking, Vomiting, or Barfing
Rainbow-Ralphing Cat
by Ash4life​ August 31, 2018
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Ralph's dick

Ralph's dick is white and looks like a clear bottle of milk and it can shoot around 20 meter up
Ralph's dick might be the best small dick ever
by Puberazor November 21, 2021
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