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Ryan

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)
I love Ryan.
by Gordyyy June 13, 2009
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Ryan

Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.
I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.
by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010
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Ryan

Ryans are very very very very very very ugly!!!!!!!!!! Ryans usually play basketball and are usually very tall with the #7 , breath a little stinky and usually very hairy. Ryans usually have good hearts and personalities ;) Ryans usually dont take no for an answer.
Sam: Did you see #7??
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(
by 123455899itsme February 16, 2020
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Ryan

Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.
Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”

Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”

Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”

Everyone else: “KADYYY”
by Whatnic? February 13, 2019
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Ryan

Ryan is the type of guy that can win anyone's heart, like when you look at each other you'll get lost in his dreamy eyes. Also he can where anything he wants to and he will look good in it no matter what. Ryan could be the sweetest boy you have ever met but he can also be a bad boy sometimes.
I LOVE you Ryan
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
by The true keeper June 12, 2019
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Ryan

Very racist and short individual, typically short and has zero friends, also smells
Omg Ryan is so Ryan
by Jeffnutz69420 December 7, 2019
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RYAN

a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps
ya yeetz RYAN
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