Pregnant Rooster

A person who runs weird or lacks the athletic ability to run correctly. Resembling a pregnant rooster, because roosters cannot get pregnant.

"Trevin come on, you're running like a pregnant rooster. Quit being a puss."

by 7th Man Chazzer B February 27, 2009

Atomic Rooster

Band formed by Vincent Crane and Carl Palmer, keyboardist and tour drummer for The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, respectively. Gravitating toward a kind of progressive funk, the band enjoyed some early success but is largely remembered as Carl Palmer's previous band, if that. "Death Walks Behind You" is considered a classic of hard rock by many familiar with it.

"Atomic Rooster? What's that?"

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth

John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!

by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014

sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.

Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.

by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

Square Rooster

It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.

Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?

Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!

by Peter Pumpkineater August 16, 2008