Roast beef

A "Roast" where you have "beef" with someone

Fam Imma bout to Roast beef the man you made fun of my mama

by Funnnyjoke June 4, 2018

Roast Beef

When a womens pussy is over-worked, has sex too much or pleasures herself all the time, causing her pussy lips to sag and look like roast beef. Kinda looks like beef u would get in a quiznos sub.

Damn, your moms pussy is so saggy, it looks like roast beef.

by Hardcore Fob February 15, 2007

Roast Donkey

A sexual exploit which is an hybrid of spit roasting and the donkey punch, or atomic donkey punch. At the point of climax the male at the mouth end of the male/female subject of the act withdraws, administers the blow the the back of the head/neck so that the subject passes out and the male at the rear finishes the job as with any usual donkey punch.

Guy 1: Quick, I'm going to splurge. Hurry up and boff her round the head so I can cook her a Roast Donkey.
Guy 2: Ok.
Guy 3/Woman 1: Huh?
Guy 2 swiftly beats Guy 3/Woman 1 over back of head/neck so as to knock them out.
Guy 1 shoots load.

by Chuckie Dizzle August 14, 2008

Roast Beef Danglies

The pertruding smelly flaps of the females vagina

Julia: Get those roast beef danglies out of my face
Beth "the sailor": Shut the fuck up, give me a hot carol

by Cleary December 14, 2008

roast chicken

The origins of the roast chicken are mysterious and unknown. Little of what is known, however, is drawn from Kamal's lower abdominal region. As one ingests vast quantities of food, the "roast chicken" may begin to appear more portly. If the roast chicken becomes too large it may become unstable, and cause the host to implode.

For the term of its life, however, the Roast Chicken remains a constant source of hilarity, wherever it goes. Do not be fooled by imposters of this phenomenon. There have been recent citings, but few have actually seen the REAL roast chicken. Examples of these imposters are, fat people, fast food employees, REAL roasted chickens, preggers and Dave.

"Kamal, can i rub up against your roast chicken?" or "Kamal's bustin quite the roast chicken!"

by nerdia January 11, 2008

Roast beef Au Jus

The lubricant of choice for a loose meat sandwich found in the rut of an old snapper.

Tracey brought her own au jus to lube up the loose meat sandwich. I asked her if that is supposed to be used for real food, and she told me to shut it and get back to work, kinda like Rabbit's boyfriend does.

by rick9plus May 9, 2005

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW

i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face

by Evan June 10, 2004