A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).
Example (calling said DB out):
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
by the one that ran away June 14, 2013
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i kinda cheated on my girlfriend after we faught about we somehow became friends and had a relationship rebirth
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(noun, portmanteau of "relationship" and "shill") Someone who claims to be a person's ex and tells everyone how great the relationship was - in order to help that person attract more potential romantic partners. Usually receives some form of compensation from the person whose romantic life they are helping.
Person 1: Jenny will NOT stop talking about how great of a boyfriend Greg used to be... it's getting old.
Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!
Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?
Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.
Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!
Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?
Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.
Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.
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La parola inglese "Relatable" (aggettivo che vuol dire "facilmente riconoscibile"/"in grado di suscitare empatia"/"in cui ti puoi rivedere") non esiste in italiano e tradotta normalmente non ha le stesse vibes, perciò ecco la sua traduzione fatta male ma che suona giusta.
La parola inglese "Relatable" (aggettivo che vuol dire "facilmente riconoscibile"/"in grado di suscitare empatia"/"in cui ti puoi rivedere") non esiste in italiano e tradotta normalmente non ha le stesse vibes, perciò ecco la sua traduzione fatta male ma che suona giusta.
Mario: Luigi, look at this meme, I'm sure you can relate to it.
Luigi: Haha, yes, so relatabile!
Mario: Luigi, guarda questo meme, sono sicuro che ti puoi rivedere in questo.
Luigi: Haha, sì, troppo relatabile!
Luigi: Haha, yes, so relatabile!
Mario: Luigi, guarda questo meme, sono sicuro che ti puoi rivedere in questo.
Luigi: Haha, sì, troppo relatabile!
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"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."
by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009
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