a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).
dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
by gwbert November 16, 2014
The proportion of females to males at a party. If the ratio is not at least 3/2, you are not getting your dick wet.
Guy: Yo what was the bitch to nigga ratio at that party last night?
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!
by ole person man April 29, 2016
When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.
"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"
"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"
"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."
"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"
"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."
by matt160 January 29, 2009
A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.
I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas
by Grant July 18, 2003
Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.
by ianzo6 May 25, 2006
by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019
The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
by Caribbean Jim July 09, 2013