quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

Quarantine quencher

One who quenches the thirst of a quarantined human in need of sexual stimulation through virtual means.

I sent him a sexy pic during quarantine and he said “Becky, You’re such a Quarantine Quencher!”

by Steenaweena March 31, 2020

Quarantine snacks

Food you eat when you stuck in the house for a long time and everyone is going crazy with social distancing and other shit

I’m bored in the house eating quarantine snacks

by Bawston69 April 1, 2020

Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

by J to the R April 8, 2020

Quarantinder

A place where desperate people, needy for love and affection go during quarantine.
Thinking they're looking for a soulmate when they're actually just longing for quarantention .

I always refused to download dating apps, but Rona had me joining Quarantinder.

by wonderbaer April 14, 2020

Quarantine Cunt

One who, or that which, will stick around sexually for the sake in times of quarantine.

"Yo bro, you dating that chick?"

"Naa man, she's my quarantine cunt.

"But babe, I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry , you're just my quarantine cock.

by Neeky April 15, 2020

quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 15, 2020