quagmire

/kwagmyer/ - noun

a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them

2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours

Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”

Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."

by The Shuffler June 11, 2018

Quaid Brown

Quaid Brown is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is nice and will be there for you when you need him.

Girl 1: Did you meet Quaid Brown yet

Girl 2: Yea he is so nice

by R-a-n-d-o-m--p-e-r-s-o-n September 27, 2018

quagated

to kamikaze the opportunity of one’s own team in a round of Scrabble in a majestic, yet still somehow expected fashion

Robert quagated with spectacular flying colors

by fundipchic July 8, 2019

Quailsabith

The Jewish pardoning of spiders for the winter months

Hey isn't tomorrow Quailsabith?

by Athiccwickke December 19, 2020

Quagmire

quagmire.

John Wick: omg man it quagmire
your left nut: oh my days
Quagmire: quagmire

by your left nut March 16, 2021

quagerfag

A foggot that identifies as a fucking duch and has Tourettes so every time you hump they quack and when you pull out you queff so hard their flaps squirt juice

Holly shit rowan look at that quagerfag he smells like hagrids dick

by Yellow speedo April 26, 2021

quagglehoff

Acting stupid

Alyssa: you’re such a guagglehoff

Amy: Stop quagglehoffing

by Guagglehoff, Stupid May 22, 2021