Quaff

Quaff, a slang name for vagina.

“I put it in her quaff”

“Did you get any quaff last night?”

“How was her quaff?”

by Costelly January 11, 2019

quake shake

no strain on NHS handicap budget

man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss

by williambill February 29, 2008

quakering

to quaker

Sammie was quakering when she was cold

by thequaker January 24, 2011

quafflecopter

spinning and shooting randomly

"my quafflecopter goes powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowwpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

by LEGIT Dil February 11, 2009

The Quake is a lie

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.

Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"

by BluepaiN February 26, 2009

Quage

A Quage is a kind of vegetable.

Mainly found in England.
"Excuse me sir, do you serve Quage with your bangers and mash?"

by andyjpb September 24, 2005

Quaff

The hand whaffing of a queef directly into another's face.

She quaffed me last night after I stink palmed her friend.

by Sickandtwisted September 12, 2011