Pulitzer Cunt is an nickname of Megan Twohey, a journalist who is an expert is writing hit-piece articles for a fee.
She was bribed by Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to publish a smear piece against Justin Baldoni in the New York Times.
She was bribed by Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to publish a smear piece against Justin Baldoni in the New York Times.
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1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified.
1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified.
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
"My purity guardian said my ankles were ‘stumbling blocks.’ I was wearing socks."
"My purity guardian said my ankles were ‘stumbling blocks.’ I was wearing socks."
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/ˈpyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun
1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
by benchurch15 May 27, 2025
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(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
Lib: “You can’t just ban pride parades and execute pedophiles, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
P&P ✠7
Lib: “You can’t execute pedophiles and bulldoze mosques and ban pride parades, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
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