puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

cock pusher

One who insists that his girlfriends sleep with him.

That cock pusher just wants to sleep with his girlfriend.

by Jason H1 August 25, 2007

Bill poster's bucket

Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.

My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!

by balconybelly November 11, 2011

Child Poster

Old man pretending to be a girl

They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster

by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021

Daisy Pusher

A dead body, referring to the old saying that corpses in the ground are pushing up the daisies that grow over their graves.

In life, John was a Florist; in Death, he found work as a Daisy Pusher.

by 2tonemafia March 23, 2022

paper pusher

any bureaucratic worker, usually one who works at a public partition.

I hate those paper pushers working at the city hall.

by André Bretas May 5, 2005

Dutch Putter

Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.

1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.

by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009