Double Puddle 

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.

Double Puddle by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007

Pakistani mud puddle 

to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.

i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.

Pakistani mud puddle by massive clue June 9, 2009

puke puddle 

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

puke puddle by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009

Gutter puddle

dirty or arrogant person. more or less a douche bag

wtf stop being a gutter puddle...

That gutter puddle is salty.

Gutter puddle by M0l0ch May 15, 2010

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

faux puddle by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Pit Puddle 

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.

I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.

Pit Puddle by 3van7 February 22, 2011

Grundle puddle 

sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.

Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle

Grundle puddle by poopy butt August 29, 2016