i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

Big Dick Privilege

Similar to 'White Privilege, the entitlement well-hung guys enjoy (either consciously or unconsciously) due to the fact that other people want to have sex with them because of their big dicks. All of their character flaws, inconsiderate behavior, physical shortcomings, boorish behavior: all these can be overlooked because of their huge genitalia and others' desire for it.

'I'd never put up with his BS otherwise. I mean, he's just average-looking, not very interesting, is always late if he shows up at all, but that's how these guys with big dick privilege are. And it's HUGE and I can't get enough of it.'

by Steven Herraiz April 14, 2021

Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.

When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

good providence

A term used to say "good luck and good life." Used at the end of a conversation as a way to say goodbye. Usually the term is reserved for someone who is doing particularly noble but dangerous work.

A: "Well I've started a new clinic and have to be going now."
B: "Wow, you've opened a new clinic. Ok, Good Providence."
A: "Thank you!"

by flashburn November 20, 2007

privilege

A special right given to someone or a group of people, which is not available to others. Advantage, Benefit

The very successful manager grew up in a privileged world.

by md_bluelily May 25, 2011

Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.

Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).

by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016

White privilege

A false ideology created to cultivate victim hood.

White privilege made me do it...

by FamilyRodent September 9, 2020