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omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
by l0l_ March 18, 2022
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promosexual

a person who decides they would rather not have their identity defined by their sex lives
Clara isn't homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual, she is simply promosexual.
by olivia G. June 27, 2006
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Proposal

When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.
So you gonna give me that proposal?
by Laredo[HK] June 8, 2015
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The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
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pandemic props

Kudos for how youhandled” covid
“Awww,” says Panda. “Surely I qualify for pandemic props. I sang Yankee Doodle while scrubbing my hands, I sanitized all the Amazon packages, I traded my handmade cloth mask for a KN95, I swore off the multiplex, I barricaded my door…”
“Yes, Good One,” says Mouse. “You were virtuous. But you only baked bread that one time, and you didn’t master the technique Francaise.”
“Mama always bakes the paratha!” protests Panda. “You know that.”
"Maybe when the next SARS rolls around," says Mouse, "you'll have your opportunity to shine."
by Hifalutin! March 6, 2022
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popos

Pimped Out Piece of Shit(Popos)

pronounced Popis

When someone buys a beater car and attempts to make it look pimped out by adding spoiler, rims, etc. Even with all money pumped into it, the car still looks like shit.
I was going to the bar, when this scrub drove by trying to look all bad ass in his popos.
by Corz April 30, 2006
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props

Proper Respcet to some one after accomplishing somthing that deserves it, usually shown with one fist the giver hitting fist of the one who deserves it
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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