premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).

Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010

Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.

Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.

by SamsLembas October 9, 2008

Permafriend

The twilight zone of male female relationships. When a male is interested in a female for a long time and the female believes that the male is a "good friend." Closely associated with the phrase "Fuck My Life."

--Tell me Wilhelm, how is your courtship of young Rebecca?
--Oh Thadeus, I have become her "Permafriend".
--That is most suckage, most suckage indeed.

by Siamese Olsen Twin From Mars November 22, 2010

Permagrin

The smile caused by compliments or flirting which is difficult to remove from ones face.

She developed a permagrin when she read the text message from her boyfriend.

by tallbrisboy March 22, 2010

Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

permadeath

a situation in video games where data is deleted when you lose, forcing you to start over again, permanent death (especially in the context of Rougelike RPGs)

Were you aware that permadeath was a part of the game?

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2011

Permagrin

PerM A GriN = A state of real, complete, happiness, usually associated with a long lasting smile with blissfully wide post-coital grin. This blank, starry eyed grin is only experienced under rare conditions in the mountains, open freeways, water and occasionally Sky

Motorcycle + Loud AMAZING Music + Open Highway = PERMAGRIN

"He had a permagrin on his face from ear to ear. The blissful look was undeniable, This man is happy. . . . . "

by D.J Raynes September 21, 2009