Prenuptial agreement.
Theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce.
A temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control.
Theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce.
A temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control.
Joe watched in horror as his ex-wife Suzy tore up the pre-nup document in the courtroom and the judge ordered him to hand over his house and life-savings to her.
by sarcastic May 29, 2004
the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.
Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart
Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower
Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.
Dude: i feel you
Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower
Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.
Dude: i feel you
by sandwix July 11, 2008
by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019
A woman (or man, though it's rare) who is pre-orgasmic describes someone who has neved had or experiemced an orgasm, through masturbation or sex. Experts once described these women as anorgasmic, meaning absence of orgasm, but this has changed.
by Petrichor126 August 13, 2011
by Ja-fakin April 20, 2006
A clear, slightly gooey fluid produced by the bulbourethral glands (namely the cowpers gland) in human males. The fluid serves to lubricate and de-acidify the urethra for the impending deluge of semen. Also serves to remove any "foreign matter" from the urethra. Can carry residual sperm from recent ejaculations.
by moffetts July 23, 2007
A high school course which encompasses the impossible workload, emotional scarring, and challenging nature of AP classes without boosting one's GPA or offering college credit.
Sally: If you think you're a good writer, take Mrs. Harrison's Pre-AP World History class, she will prove you wro-
Teacher: (Interrupting) Personal pronoun and contraction usage call for automatic failure!
Teacher: (Interrupting) Personal pronoun and contraction usage call for automatic failure!
by beachysweets September 27, 2009