used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.
Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.
Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.
Used as an adjective:
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."
Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."
Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."
by Fofanzz November 16, 2014
Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.
"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"
"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."
"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."
by UD Free May 11, 2016
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by Davedwine April 22, 2007
(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.
Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"
by CoreyFeldmanHero March 02, 2009