Potato

Potato. It's a way of life
A way of living
Everyone is a potato
No one can change that
Sure theres ugly ones, gay ones, pretty ones and depressed ones
But only 1 is the best
And that my friend is a baked potato (no that is not a racist joke chill)
Now I shall say, all potatoes go to hell

Ur a gay potato. Ur an ugly potato. Ur a potato.

by LonelyPotato55 September 13, 2019

potatoed

Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.

"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"

"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."

by UD Free May 11, 2016

potatos

The proper spelling of the opt-misspelled "potatoes", plural of potato.

Valerie: "Would you like some potatoes?"
Bill: "Are those anything like potatos?"

by conipto2 February 20, 2011

Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

by Caveflower July 3, 2014

Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

by P.O.P03 November 13, 2010

potatoe

An ugly girl with a big greasy forehead that sticks out and is shaped like a potatoe.

When i have sex with kaylae, i have to fuck her from behind so i dont see her potatoe!

by Davedwine December 25, 2008

Potato

n. a slang and publically acceptable term used to describe ignorant African Americans.

If that black man does not quit riding his bike down the side of the interstate, he will quickly become a mashed potato after I hit him with my car.

by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010